Sili Lil Thoughts

• My kids are cock blockers 
• I have the worst book hangover ever! 
• I had a momentary freak out while at a graduation ceremony this weekend.  If there was a fire or crazy person with a gun I would have been shit out of luck sitting where I was sitting. And I only saw 3 cops! THREE!!! In a building full of thousands. I was freaking the fuck out. 
• My best blog ideas come to me while driving or while in the shower. By the time I get somewhere to write them down I forget. 
• If I do remember to write it down I only write down half ass notes that never make sense later on.
• I've been a bad blogger lately. 
• There are no TVs in my house
• Why can't clothes be one time use, disposable, biodegradable bullshit. I fucking hate laundry.  
• Mint Oreos and coffee. That is the best ever. 
• I'm the kind of neighbor who sees her neighbors outside and turns right back around and goes inside the house. Fuck that, I don't like being fake social.
• I have serious tittay envy over this girl...trust me you'll see the video and know which tits I'm talking about. Why are they so damn perfect! They are so fucking even and perky and fuck! I'm so damn jealous right now. I'm not even lying when I say I want to squeeze them.