20 Awkward Questions & Giveaway with JJ Rossum

JJ Rossum has debuted his first novel and took some time to answer my 20 awkward questions. Ladies if you haven't heard of JJ Rossum you might want to grab an extra pair of panties before you go to his Facebook page. With update as the one below he will set your lady bits on fire!   

"There is no greater place to kiss a woman than in the shower. The water cascading over you both, making her body hot to the touch. She's close enough to feel very clearly how much you want her. And then after you've kissed a while, wet and naked, your hand can slide down her body and find a whole new kind of wetness. God. Yeah. Showers are the best"

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What are your top five smutty words that are instant mood killers?

 I found a romance novel in the library when I was younger that referred to a character's penis as his "throbbing meat sword." That would be the mood killer of all mood killers. Any other words or phrases seem fine by comparison.

Left or right handed?

Ambidextrous

Which one of your salty nuts do you favor?

That depends on the day. Some days I favor the saltier ones. Other days I want a good mix of salty and sweet. Then, sometimes you just want sweet.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

I watched the older episodes of Star Trek with my mother when I was a kid. Nostalgia always wins out.

We’ve all had dates from hell. What was your date from hell?

I would rather deal with an abrasive woman than a clingy one. I loathe cling. I had a blind date of sorts once that a friend set up. Ms. Grabby McClingerson apparently thought we would soon be married, because she was all hands on and clingy the entire night, trying to link her arm through mine any chance she got. In the movie theater, she rested her head on my shoulder and asked me to play with her hair. She then spent the whole movie talking about her friends who were all getting married, and what she thought would be the perfect wedding. I don't believe I saw her again after that night.

Orgasm every five minutes or never again?

I would love to give someone an orgasm every five minutes. It would be exhausting, but well worth it.

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes. It's always the eyes.

If you could have one super power for a day what would it be?

I'd be like Storm from the X-Men and control the weather. You could get a lot of shit done if you had lightning and tornadoes at your disposal.

Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?

All of the above, of course. But if I had to choose one, I would say afternoon. It's great knowing that while others are slaving away at work, you're doing something far more enjoyable.

What is your biggest pet peeve?

Besides people being clingy?? It would definitely be when people have skipped breakfast and by lunch time are going on and on about how they are "starving." When you've watched people chase after garbage trucks for their next meal, you just don't feel like you have the right to ever say that word again.

Screamer, moaner or silent?

Apparently I have a slight growling thing that I do.

What is your favorite movie quote?

"The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last."

Give or receive?

Circle. Circle. Lick. 

As a grown man do you still play with toys or do you prefer to use your imagination?

I think you can use your imagination even while playing with your toys. It's more fun that way.

What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

Voodoo Doughnuts

What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?

I don't really embarrass easily. I did fall off a ski lift once. But, that was more traumatic than anything else.

What is something no one knows about you?

If I told you something no one knows about me, it would suddenly become something everyone knows about me. Which would make my answer a lie. Also, I'm a smartass.

What are you reading right now?

I just finished reading the question "What are you reading right now?"

Please refer to the previous question ;-)

What is a question you want to ask me?

If those boobs really could talk, what would be the first words that came out of their....mouth?
They would say that I should be a little more gentle with them. 

It’s time to make the ladies swoon so lets finish off with anything you would like to add. 

In all sincerity, I would like to tell everyone thank you for giving my book a try, whether you liked it or not.

Mood: Feisty

Listening to: Bad Girl - Avril Lavigne feat. Marilyn Manson

Eating: I had a tamale for breakfast

Drinking: Good ol' H2O. Maybe I should have had a few drinks before answering these!

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