Random Thoughts

• I got a pair of Spanx over the weekend. Fuck, those things are insane
• I came to the conclusion that Oprah must have official Spanx assistants to put those damn things one. They are fucking impossible to put on!
• I saw way too many Pintrest Moms on Easter out doing each other with baskets, m&m seeds, and bunny paw prints. It was insane. As someone best put it "The new Christmas." It's getting out of hand people. 
• Those damn What to Expect books are all a bunch of crap! None of them mentioned how I would be cleaning shit off the damn carpet while potty training my toddler. 
• The gym is the devil.
• How is Dancing With The Stars still on? Are there really that many D list celebrities out there?
• WTF?!
• I'm currently reading Mud Vein by Tarryn Fisher.