Friday, March 1, 2013

Calm The Fuck Down

Every morning I think that today will be a good day. I'm not going to scream or lock myself in a closet, today I will be mellow and be the best fucking....then that thought gets thrown out the window with a screaming toddlers cause BabyAlley poured milk on LilAlley.

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

My new daily goal is to get to nap time. If I can make it till nap time without permanent marker on the couch, a toilet paper clogged toilet, or a toddler piss on the floor then that has been a fucking huge accomplishment!  It's nap time children, mommy needs her wine.


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Kathleen... said...

Best game plan ever. Nap time is what keeps the world going 'round at this stage in your game. I used to have people ask me, "When are you going to wean them off naps?" Dude. When they go spend the day with the Kindergarten teacher.

March 3, 2013 at 11:34 AM

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