What the fuck is wrong with these people?! There is fucking "Entrance" and "Exit" lettering right above each door. Are you illiterate? Are you blind? Or are you just a lazy ass mother fucking who can't walk 5 fucking feet to the next door?!! This is a huge pet peeve of mine. FUCKING HUGE!!! But don't worry I've recently found a solution. First when I see someone waking in through the exit door I loudly announce to the LilAlleys "Boys, let's go out the EXIT door" then I speed my cart up and accidentally "bump" into the illiterate blind fuck. Now you have to be careful when you bump them, it has to look like an accident. Trust me I want to run them over with my cart at full force but then that will start a big fight with Shaquenda and her boo and you don't want that. In conclusion, I wish everyone good luck with their shopping cart ramming...hehe I said ramming.
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