Review: STRINGS by Kendall Grey

WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks

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(A copy of STRINGS was given to me for an honest review)

Review:

***HOLY HELL YES (5 stars)****

With a warning like that what the fuck is wrong with you if you don't want to read STRINGS!! That warning just screams READ ME, read me your dirty little whore! Well, with it practically forcing me to read it I have to oblige ;)

And holy shit was it fucking awesome!!! 

Raunchy glorious hardcore smut! I FUCKING LOVED IT!!! 

Ok, why would I love raunchy smut? Because it's just that! And honestly sometime I need a break from love stories that make me cry my eyes out and read something that will have me laughing my ass off and even be grossed out at times. This book has it all, it does not hold back. And Kendall doesn't even wait to give you the goods, it's not stop smut straight from the beginning.  WTF else can you ask for!!  

I can't even tell you how many times I thought to myself ......

" Is that even possible" 

"How the fuck did she come up with crazy shit"

  " Wait, can I do that?"

People please read that fucking warning and know that it is 10x more than you could ever imagine. Yes, it is that fucking great. Be ready to laugh your ass off and be turned on in the weirdest ways possible. 

Kendall, you are a kinky devilish little bitch and I fucking love it!! Can we be BFFs?