Sili Lil Thoughts

• I had the craziest dream! It involved my Dr's office, a thrift store, the crazy fucker from SAW, and me running like a crazy woman trying to save my life. I even woke up scared. 
• I would rather grow a pair of nuts than cook dinner on most night.
• Why don't the tupperware containers ever match up to lids. I can have 30 containers and then 5 damn lids. What the fuck!! Does the sock fairy come and grab those fuckers too.
• 9am and these kids are already working on their first fucking tantrum of the day. This is bullshit, I can't handle this right now. I haven't even had my coffee!
• I didn't even know Fergie's pregnant! I'm just now finding this shit out! 
• Sex always make me hungry.
• The sound of someone brushing their teeth has to be the worst sound ever. What nails on chalkboard does to some that is what teeth brushing does to me. It's horrible. I can handle my own teeth but when the kids or husband do it I fucking run out the the bathroom. 
• My foot looks like it's about to fall off. No joke, it's fucking horrible. First I had a fucking blender fall on it and not one of those cheap plastic ones this one was a made out of glass. It bruised all my toes, fucking hurts to even move them. Right after  that I had a full water bottle fall on it. That did not help a damn thing. Then to top it all off I stepped in ants and my foot got attacked. It looks horrible, it's purple, red, and so damn swollen it just might burst at any minute. I think my foot hates me.