20 Semi Awkward Questions With River Jaymes

The more I learn about River Jaymes the more I need this woman in my life! Can we be BFFs?

Thank you so much River for taking time while on your death bed with the flu and answering my 20 semi awkward questions!

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What is your sexual super power? 

The power of my imagination : )

Orgasm every five minutes or never again? 

Jesus, seriously? I’ll take every five minutes, thankyouverymuch.

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 

The arms. I’m a sucker for a great set of arms.

We’ve all had dates from hell tell us about yours: 

A dinner cruise. My date got seasick and spent most of the night vomiting over the side of the boat.

Star Wars or Star Trek? 

Star Trek, of course. What would fanfiction be without Spirk?!?

List the first five kinks/fetishes you can think of: asphyxiation, voyeurism, bondage, blindfolds, and gun play (and yes, I picture Dean Winchester with the last one)

~Gun play!! Oh jeez I'll remember not to piss you off ;)

Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night? 

Morning.

Screamer, moaner or silent? 

I have kids. Definitely silent.

What is your favorite sex related website?  

Tumblr : )

Tell us something no one knows about you? 

I’m a homosexual male trapped in a female’s body : )

~I thought I was the only one! 

Give or receive? 

Give.

What’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex? 

The beach – which, sadly enough, really isn’t that weird at all.

Pick a favorite fictional character, what sort of kink do you think they would have? 

Indiana Jones would definitely be into whips.

~You are a kinky one! I like it.

What sex toy do you desperately want but don't have yet? Please give us a link!

Model MB17 Animatronic Life-Sized Synthomale – I’m kidding. I totally made that one up.

~I'll get one too and they can play for us ;)

What’s your favorite guilty pleasure? 

Wine.

What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory? 

Wow, so many to choose from. Probably the time I was walking down a sidewalk and not paying attention (author! Daydreamer!) and fell into a manhole.

Favorite movie quote? 

Hudson (played by Bill Paxton), from the movie Aliens: “That’s it man, game over man, game over! What the f*#k are we gonna do now?” I use this line all the time lol.

Favorite book and author? 

OMG, too many to count. M/M would be Zero at the Bone, by Jane Seville.

What are you reading right now? 

I’m rereading Superhero by Eli Easton. I love this book so much!
~I'm going to be looking this one up. 

Mood: content

Listening to: Dido, White Flag

Eating: Salmon and spinach salad

Drinking: Wine, always wine.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

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By day, River works as a (mostly) mild mannered physician in a remote Alaskan town. And she’s accumulated the wacky stories that come with the job. At night, the author’s inner badass comes out to play. River likes to read and write books with varying levels of humor and plenty of hot, steamy sex between two hunky men.River's other interests include medicine, snow, sled dogs, snow, snowmachines, snow, medivacs in the middle of the night, snow . . . you get the drift.