Mom Of The Year

Ran out of coffee yesterday and there is no way in hell I can survive the morning without my pick me up. So my options were Target, where I know I'll walk around for hours and spend hundreds or Wal-Mart. It was fucking 30 degrees in Texas yesterday so my closest location won out. 

I love to people watch at Wal-Mart. WOW!  

Unfortunately my trip to last night was uneventful until I got in line at the checkout counters. In front of me is a mom that looked to be about 22 years old. I see her shopping adventure consist of two wine bottles, a wine glass, apple pie, cool whip and two cans of baby formula. When it's time to pay she pulls out her WIC card for the formula, when the remaining total comes up she ask if the formula was paid with her WIC card because the total was too high. After for fucking ever of having the cashier and her  figure that shit out it turns out that only one formula was covered with her WIC card. Well, guess what this fucking cuntmuffin said "Put the other formula back, I can't afford it" Yes, she couldn't fucking afford her child's fucking formula because she was had fucking priorities that included wine and apple pie. Mother of the year material right there.